Much as it pains me to admit it, my birthday is coming up soon, so I’ve put together a last-minute birthday wishlist for my family.

Shooting Stuff

• Range Bag — NB: Luci technically owes me this bag, seeing as how she put a few 5.56mm rounds through my old one
• Aerosol degreaser

Computer Stuff

• Canned Air
• A new mouse for my laptop. It needs to be small and portable. I prefer corded since there are no batteries to replace, and I further prefer the sort that coil up the cord with a spring, like the one I have, only not a fragile piece of shit. Optical only, of course.

Bike stuff

• A fender for my front tire so I can ride in the rain without getting a mudbath. I have a 26” mountain bike. I think something like this will work.

Amazon Stuff

• Saturn’s Children

Geeky Kitsch

• Browncoat T-shirt, XL
• Zombie Repellant T-shirt, XL

Misc

• Helping Hand tool
• Replacement tips for my ColdHeat Pro soldering iron. I need one conical, one bevel, and one chisel
• CR123 batteries for my SureFire
• One or more canisters of green gas for my AirSoft Glock pistol