About Me
Basic Information

My name is (obviously) ANelson. I live in Northern Virginia, USA. I am a software developer by trade; currently I am the dev lead at AppAssure Software, a startup building cool new backup/recovery technology. Previously I was a senior consultant at BearingPoint, where I developed solutions for US government clients, primarily with .NET and Oracle. Prior to that, I developed cryptographic software for highly constrained embedded systems, and before that I built a secure wireless application development platform, as well as a number of e-commerce web applications. I don’t like to admit it, but I even built a (cough) B2B exchange (cough) at one point.
Contact Information
I’m on Skype as anelson. For Google Talk and email, use anelson AT apocryph org. My Facebook profile is here
Resume
Look at my resume here
Background Information
I was born in the early 80s, in Colorado, USA. I grew up in the mid-western United States until I was about 13, when my family moved to Maryland, USA.
I was home-schooled during most of my youth, due to my parents’ (and my) disdain for the utterly disfunctional system of public (and private) education. As a result of my home-schooling, I became an auto-didact at an early age, devoting myself full-time to the study of computer programming when I was 14. Upon discovering the Internet in 1995, I re-dedicated myself to the study of computer programming, and roaming the ‘Net for filez.
I began my professional career at 15, working as a user support technician at the National Institutes of Health. That rapidly segued into a web application development position, also at NIH, and from there I’ve not looked back. I’ve dabbled with college, but found the siren’s call of professional software development too difficult to resist.
Professional Information
As stated above, I began my professional career at 15. After leaving NIH, I ran my own one-man consulting shop for a while, working on web applications and large database projects. In the Fall of 2000, I joined a startup (name withheld) in Miami, Florida, USA, developing a B2B web exchange. The business model carried us for four months; in December of 2000, I returned home to Maryland, USA.
Upon returning home, I joined Altarus Corporation, a startup in northern Virginia, USA, building a secure wireless application development platform. I rapidly became Chief Engineer there, and ran a team of three solid developers building our product on an aggressive schedule. Sadly, our sales team was not nearly as elite, and the company imploded messily, with my reward consisting of a number of knives in the back.
Disillusioned, my Senior Programmer and I formed Cryptos Mobile Systems, LLC to build and market secure network connectivity tools for highly constrained embedded systems, such as the 8-bit Atmel AVR, and the 16-bit TI MSP430. While also supporting more traditional Pocket PC and desktop Windows platforms, our focus is on the emerging “extended Internet”, wherein countless small, highly constrained devices have intermittent, single-purpose network connectivity, and yet lack the security the rest of the Internet has come to rely upon.
Upon running out of cash, we got real jobs; I at BearingPoint as mentioned above. Doing contract software development for a big corporation with US government clients was definitely not my preferred activity, but it was an educational experience, and I got to travel to Toronto, Rome, and London (not to mention Iraq) on business, so it wasn’t all TPS reports and PC LOAD LETTER.
After becoming disillusioned with BearingPoint (largely as a result of my removal from the Iraq project; it’s a long story) I signed on with AppAssure, which being a startup is much more suited to my temperment. I hack all kinds of code there, from kernel-mode C (ok, mostly I just cringe at that stuff, and leave the hacking to others), to C++, through C#. You can read all about it at our web site.
Personal Information
I am single, and I live with two roomates.
I have a cat, Poke, to whom I am very attached.
Apart from an insatiable passion for technology, I enjoy (to the extent possible, which is minimal) working out, and reflecting upon how different America might be if various inconvenient bits of the Constitution had not been deprecated over the course of the 20th century. I have an avid interest in economics, policy, and law, the latter particularly as it relates to Constitutional issues.
Politically, I am a somewhat libertarian conservative, with a firm committment to free markets, limited government, individual liberty coupled with responsibility, and of course the right to keep and bear arms. I own a Kahr Arms PM9, a Glock 19, a Winchester 1300 Defender, a Mossberg 500, and an untold number of other weapons, all of which I exercise often (but not nearly often enough!) at the NRA Headquarters range in Fairfax, VA.
My religious affiliation is to Catholicism, not so much the feel-good social justice swill of the modern laiety, but orthodox Catholicism epitomized by The New Oxford Review.
Netflix
I like used to like Netflix. Alot. Then I discovered bittorrents. Sorry, MPAA; your shit just isn’t worth much more than free.
Music
My taste in music is a moving target, but includes some trip-hop/chillout, electronic, techno, alt-rock, and even a few tracks one might encounter on an ‘moods’ compilation. My last.fm profile has more.
Stack Overflow
I’m known to frequent StackOverflow:
February 22nd, 2009 - 14:58
Could you please provide me with the reference for your claim regarding Virginia that:
“The proportion of concealed handgun permit holders who have been convicted of a violent crime is lower than the number of police officers locked up for violent felonies.”
Thank you.
April 30th, 2009 - 21:08
Hello Brother,
I m from Bangladesh,A computer science student of 4th year in B Sc.
I m interested to build up my career with software development like u.
My final year project is “Computer vision based human blood cell recognition and counting”.i want to do it in C# language.Can u support me in building the software.
most sincerely
Shakil Ahamed
April 30th, 2009 - 21:13
Sorry but no. Senior projects should be your own work product. Good luck.
October 23rd, 2009 - 08:59
OrionHi, could you contact me privately? ,
November 18th, 2009 - 01:30
Ok. I was actually searching for a solution to a .Net problem I’m having on Vista WinPe and came across your site. Like many others, I’m developing a restore CD while writing a GUI for diskpart and imagex. It’s going well.
You are WAY too much like me. Your profile sounds, in a lot of ways, like mine. I own a computer business (I’ve been doing this stuff for over 25 years and used to program in assembly and have taught college), but rarely get business due to the economy, am looking for a real job, and do website design on the side.
I’d love to give you contact info if you want to chat about technology, politics, religon etc. From what you say, I’m not quite old enough to be your dad, but old enough to be a much older brother. I just don’t want to give info here due to spamming, etc. I’m not currently on Facebook (I got off it for certain reasons), but current friends are encouraging me to get back on. But now I see below that my email will not be published.
February 24th, 2010 - 13:20
Hello,
You seem to be a pretty smart guy. If you are interested in economics, especially philosophically consistent economics, perhaps you would enjoy contributing to a little project that I’ve started at http://rethinkingeconomics.wikidot.com/
I haven’t really gone public with it yet, but I think it could grow into a valuable form where we could reexamine the foundations of economic thought.
June 2nd, 2010 - 18:58
I like your blog, like the poster above you seem a lot like me… except you’re much more eloquent with your rhetoric and are not nearly as quick to resort to personal insults. You’ve inspired me to look for a local shooting match. I’ve got a M-11 SMG that I’d like to put to good use, got any suggestions for a subgun competition in Utah?
June 2nd, 2010 - 19:28
Glad you like it, and thanks for the compliment.
I’m not at all plugged into the shooting scene in Utah, but I’d try the Utah hometown forum on ar15.com as a starting point, in addition to the obvious googling of course.
June 27th, 2010 - 04:24
Noticed your info about IPSC/IPDA scoring software. I have put together a web based shooting service for creating IPSC, USPSA, PPC and Steel Challenge matches and supports all their various competiton formats. You can find this at http://shootnscore.it
June 27th, 2010 - 16:01
Cool. I’d hoped someone would get around to building what I wanted to build myself.
July 6th, 2010 - 11:57
As a bored powerpoint engineer, er I mean lead embedded engineer at a big, beaurocratic company, it was great relief running across your site. Thanks for the chuckles (I particularily enjoyed your Ruby with Visual Studio rant) and keeping me sane(er).
Keep up the good work.
July 6th, 2010 - 13:44
Glad you liked it, and thanks for the kind words.